Carrie Rubin

Is it just me, or does the following quote horrify you?

“The unapologetically unhealthy restaurant . . . serves . . . 9,982-calorie ‘quadruple bypass burgers.’ (Patrons who are able to finish them are escorted to their cars in wheelchairs.) Customers who weigh over 350 pounds eat free.”

Surely You Jest

That quote comes from a recent Yahoo! News article announcing the death of a second unofficial spokesperson and regular patron of the Heart Attack Grill restaurant, a restaurant which literally lives up to its name (Heart Attack Grill Spokesman Dies of Apparent Heart Attack). Other patrons over the years have enjoyed various “medical emergencies while dining at the grill,” including a man who suffered a heart attack “while eating a ‘triple bypass burger’.”

What, you mean I don’t have to pay extra for that?

Before I took this year to play in the writing world, a research…

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